I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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