im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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