i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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