She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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