This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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