is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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