I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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