So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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