you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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