I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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