with your own penis?
The maid of honor just puked.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
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Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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