About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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