Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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