dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Rumble strips road head = magical
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
