In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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