Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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