the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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