so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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