she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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