So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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