Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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