Can i not drive my cunt home
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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