some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
