i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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