don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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