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say what?
wanna hang out?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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