Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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I just had sex on a roof
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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