last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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