i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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