It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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