? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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