Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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