check it out our google latitudes are spooning
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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