butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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