So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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