well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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