But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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