I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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