I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
