in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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