we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
