Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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