There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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