Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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