that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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