she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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