I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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