the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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