the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"