He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.