Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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