I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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