You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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