i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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