I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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