i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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