they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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